me when i meet alex
me: hi can i have a hug on the cheek
alex: .................
me: ...............
iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill
13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it